awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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