why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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