Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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