So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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