she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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