sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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