you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
