I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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