I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
They have beer where we have blood.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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