im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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