Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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