dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Randomize
