I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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