Buhtt sex?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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