There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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