If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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