You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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