Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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