my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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