sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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