But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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