David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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