have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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