Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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