If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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