I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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