so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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