Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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