You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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