I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I don't deserve a penis
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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