You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Randomize
