Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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