at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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