Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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