This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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