it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
