Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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