If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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