You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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