i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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