im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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