I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
