Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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