I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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