dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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