Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
