I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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