where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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