at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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