I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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