I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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